Because we haven't posted any new shit in a while
Because Will Oldham once told a heckler his face looks like an ass
Because I am typing this from the heart of my favorite small central Ohio town.
Because I need to keep this blog more updated more often.
Because
Christmas is over and I thought it was about time to give something back around here.
No....I'm not gettin all hippy dippy or nuttin....we will get a cool new gun or skull tattoo or something I promise